Rick from The Young Ones
Oh wow! Really great! Woodstock!
Oh no, the front door's exploded!
Well, if I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like??
Crop rotation in the fourteenth century was considerably more widespread after "John"?
Just because you've done loads and loads of work just like a girl and just because I'm so hard and street and cool that I've done absolutely bugger all...
Get down and groove, we dance all day in this house!
It wasn't me, it was the other
three!
Oi, stop having a wet dream you little pervy!
Neil, are these lentils South African?
I've just seen the most amazing thing in the garden. Neil just biffed himself over the head with a frying pan.
I wish we had a video so I could watch it in the morning.
Everybody shut up and pay attention to me.
Do you really think anyone's ever the slightest bit interested in anything you ever say or do Neil?
Well of course things have changed, you senile old git.
Tell
me Mrs. Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl's name?
Typical, no room for me on the sofa, I'll have to sit on the rickety chair. Well, I'll just sit down here if that's alright with you lot then.
Guys, guys - look at us. Squabbling, bickering, like children. What's happening to us? We never used to be like this.
I know, drape Neil over it. He might sort of cover up the blast
I'm so hungry I could eat my own ear wax. And we all know how horrid that is, right kids?
I suppose you
think it's pretty weird, don't you Mike? Well, you'd be right, cause that's the sort of guy I am. I suppose that's why I go over people's heads, a bit like an aeroplane.
Yes, I do acctually, what's it to you piss face?!
I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!! If you want
to hear shouting matey, then this is it AGHHH AGHHH AGHHH AGHHH!!!
No, THE limit. 'Cause i'm a rider at the gates of dawn and I take no prisoners.
What, hippie?
Marrow....morang...boomerang...Long, thin boomerang...
What do you think you're doing, Pig?
Do you really give a fig, Pig?
And what's your favourite type of gig, Pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black and White Minstrel Show?
I AM SEX. Women want me and they're prepared to pay.
God, I'm bored. I might as
well be listening to Genesis.
I am the elephant man!
Hands up, who likes me?
Summer holidays! Five weeks with
nothing to do and the sun is shining already!
Ah ha! missed both my legs!!!
I'm a bit more interested in my bottom at the moment!
I happen to be rather attached to my bottom.
Me!!..... No, him, it's a joke.
Tickets?....Anybody?.....Huh, probably stuck in a queue....or something.
Oh Cliff! Sometimes it must be hard not to feel as if you really are a cliff!
That's just typical!
Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.
I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!
Neil,...eating my underpants are even LESS funnier than eating my trrrrousers!
MIKE, YOU BASTARD! Why didn't you buy a license? I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty! I'll get raped!
Help I've just fallen into a grave!
Pollution
all around
sometimes up
sometimes down
But always around
Pollution
are you coming to my town
or
am I coming to yours?
We're on different buses,
pollution
but we're both using petrol
BOMBS
Why, what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?
Oh, God! Oh, God, I've killed a hippie! I've killed a hippie, and now I'll have to pay. Oh, God. Vyvyan's bound to tell on me, and I'll get sent to prison and raped in the shower by Mr. Big who's in with the wardens.
One thing's for sure...when Cliff Richard wrote Wired for Sound, NO WAY was he sitting on a clean lavatory!
I AM NOT GETTING AGRESSIVE!
We did everything....At
one stage she even took her bra off!
Scaredycat,
Scaredycat sitting on the doormat! All the little doggie wogs will...have a little bit of it.
He's bound to bite me first. I'm obviously the most succulent. Mr. Vampire! Mr. Vampire! Bite Neil...He's strawberry flavoured!
Oh cock-a-doodle-do Neil...What are you talking about?
I know a joke about that one. Listen, pay attention everyone: ‘I told you a million times: do not exaggerate!’
I'm talking about E.T. Fairfax...head of Global Oil....you baasss!
Neil, Neil, orange peel.
I
just initial mine individually with sticky labels.
Finally, a world free from hatred and discrimination. GET UP NEIL, I HATE YOU!!
Well yes I do actually, what's it to you piss face?
Hah! They said that about...eh...uh...something that took a long time
to finish
I'm pretty, I've got five O levels, blumming good grades considering I did sod all work 'cause im so hard.
Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junky.
Just because I'm always flying over peoples head, like an aeroplane. You think I'm an aeroplane don't you?!? WELL I'M NOT O.K!!!
You bastard! You complete and utter bastard!!!
Yes, that's fine little old man, have a large sum of money.
No, we'll go very loudly! MAARH!!!!!! MNYIHHH!!!!!!!!
Are you the tsar? Yes I am actually. BANG, BANG, HAHA
FASCIST! That's what happens to people who aren't working class!
Neil, the bathroom's free, unlike the country under the current Thatcherite junta.
Neil! What're you doing Neil? To make a meal Neil! Out of TOTALITARIAN VEGETABLES!
This'll shake them up at the anarchist society!
What've you done - turned it into a roller disco?!
You bastard! You complete and utter bastard!
You fascist hoonter!
