- 2007 -

July 2
The B'Stard is Back!

June 24
Life in the Day: Rik Mayall

June 12
Alan B'Stard Goes Walkabout!

May 15
B'Stard Launches Charm Offensive

May 4
The New Statesman, New Theatre, Cardiff

May 1
Review: The New Statesman - Episode 2007

May
Rik Mayall

April 27
On the Campaign Trail with Alan B'Stard

April 27
I'm More Famous than Tony Blair

April 5
The New Statesman - B'Stard's 2nd Wind, Theatre Royal, Brighton, Apr 9 - 14

April 5
A Right B'Stard

March 21
Rik's Back as B'Stard

March 19
Rik Gives Frears a Break

March 3
Stage Set for the Return of B'Stard

February 22
'It's the Right Time to Bring Back B'Stard'

February 17
Why 'MP' Backs Congestion Charge

February 13
Rik at The Regent as Alan B'Stard

January 17
Sick Rik Collapses on Stage

January 17
Bad Politics - Rik Mayall in The New Statesman

January 11
Rik Mayall


- 2006 -

December 18
B'Stard and Blair Make a Gloriously Filthy Double Act

December 13
A Dishonourable Member

December 12
The 5-Minute Interview: Rik Mayall

November 28
Cherie or Not Cherie? That is the Question

November 27
Spot the B'Stard - Rik Mayall Search

September 30
Are You Saying I'm Not Funny?

July 12
We Love... The Young Ones

June 22
Rik's New Labour of Love

June 14
New Venture for Statesman Rik

June 11
The Review: Satire Grows Flabby With Age

June 8
Even Sleazy B'Stard Finds Holyrood too Lurid

June 7
A Grotesque Embodiment of Self-Serving Corruption

June 6
The New Statesman Episode 2006, The Blair B'Stard Project

June 3-16
The Old B'Stard's Back

June
The New Statesman: The Blair B'Stard Project

May 28
Exclusive Return of Britain's Slipperiest MP is Bad News for the Chancellor

May 16
Return of B'Stard, the Dishonourable Member

May 5
Red Devil

May
A Question of Taste - Rik Mayall

April 29
My Week: Rik Mayall, Comedian

April 28
B'Stard Makes a Comeback

April 28
The New Statesman, Theatre Royal, Brighton

April 28
Once a B'stard...

April 26
The New Statesman - Episode 2006: The Blair B'Stard Project

April 25
A Win for Labour Nouveau

April 21
Scheming B'stard is Rude, Crude - and a Real Hoot

April 21
First Night Reviews: The New Statesman at Theatre Royal, Brighton

April 20
The New Statesman Episode 2006: The Blair B'Stard Project, Theatre Royal, Brighton

April 19
How Tony and I Set Up New Labour Alan B'stard Writes an Exclusive for The First Post on his Return to Brighton

April 19
B'Stard Drops Conservatives for Blair

April 19
Pen Pals - Lawrence Marks and Maurice Gran and The New Statesman

April 9
This Much I Know

April 8
The Elder Statesman

March 29
Alan B'Stard: 'Let's Go the Whole Hog and Join New Labour'

March 26
Rik Mayall: Return of a Political Animal

March 26
B'Stard is Back and This Time He's Labour

March 21
B'Stard Back as an Oily Blairite

March 21
That B'Stard's Back

March 21
Alan B'Stard Signs Up to Become a New Labour Statesman

March 21
Alan B'Stard is Back

March 21
Red in Tooth and Politics - B'Stard is Back

March 21
B'stard on Stage as Blair's Right-Hand Man

March 21
Just What Blair Needs: B'Stard is Back, and in his Cabinet

March 21
That B'Stard's Back

March 20
New Statesman returns as Blair's B'stard

March 20
B'Stard Backs Blair as New Statesman Returns on Stage

March 20
Alan B'Stard Turns to Blair

March 20
Rik Mayall Canvasses Statesman Stage Votes

March 20
Depraved Politician Alan B'Stard Takes to the Stage

March 20
Alan B'Stard Turns to Blair

March 20
Rik Mayall Back as B'Stard on Stage

March 20
B'Stard Spells Trouble for Blair

Spring, 2006
Alan B'Stard Speaks Out

February 28
B'stard Mayall Premieres Stage Statesman in April


- 2005 -

November 26
A New Age for Rik Mayall

November 14
Diddlys' Creator in Bid for Mini Railway

October 26
All About Clare and Toby

October 18
BFP Makes the Headlines in TV Drama

October 12
Mr B'Stard Set to Return

October 11
I Was Dead for Five Days - Then I Got Another Chance

October 10
Labour B'Stard is Back

October 7
BFP Makes the Headlines in TV Drama

October 1-7
10 Things Not Many People Know About Me...

October 2
Channel hopper: Hint of a B'stard

October 2
B’stard Back from the Dead as a Cuddly Guy

October 2
Film version of Shoebox Zoo TV hit 'to rival Harry Potter'

September 25
Biography: The Rik Mayall by Rik Mayall

September 24-30
Mr. Nice Guy

September 24-30
Mayall Order

September 23
Forget B'Stard - Now it's Good Old George

September 22
Back from the Dead

September 21
Rik Rocks Around the Block

September 18
Alpha Mayall

September 5
Young at Heart - Rik Mayall

September
Happy at Last

August 10
Has Comic Mayall Gone Soft?

August 10
Rik's Ready for a Write Bust-Up

August
Valiant Press Book (US Version)

March 5
Mayall's Midlife Crisis

March
The Good Old Days?

February 28
Rik Mayall: Rik's Heart of Darkness

February 8
Madcap Rik Back on the Box


- 2004 -

November
Rik Mayall in Conversation

August 23
Shoebox Zoo


- 2003 -

December 30
Kids' Show to Wave Tourism Magic Wand

November-December
Rik Mayall Lucky Star

November 28
Bot Stuff

November 22
The Joke Isn't Funny Anymore (Ade interview)

November 20
You've Got Mayall

November 8-14
Rogue Mayall

November
Bottom Weapons Grade Y-Fronts!

October 27
Flushed with Success

September 20
Deadlier than the Mayall

July 9
Rik Mayall: My Dodgy Driving Shame

July 4
Young One Rik's Speed Fine

July 4
Mayall Banned for 113mph Speeding

July 4
Driving Ban for Rik Mayall

June 16
Quick Mayall II

June 14
Quick Mayall

June
Rik Mayall at Town Court

May 22
Billy Connolly: Britain's Best Ever

February
Rik Mayall Acts Up

February
Present Laughter: a Review

February
Rik Does it Coward's Way

February
Present Laughter

January 24
Rik Mayall Steps into Noel Coward's Shoes

January 21
Rik Returns to Where He Was a Young One

January
Present Laughter, Theatre Royal, Brighton, Until January 25 (Review)

Date Unknown
Bottom 5 Press Release: Rik Mayall & Ade Edmondson Interview

Date Unknown
Bottom 5 Press Release


- 2002 -

December 29
Rik Admits: 'I Dumped Angus's Girl'

December 7 - 13
Forever Young Ones

July 23
Mayall Sitcom Flops

July 14 - 19
You Beauty!

July 13 - 19
Bouncing Back from the Dead

July 13 - 19
Too Clever to be Good

July 13 - 19
First Class Mayall

July 10 - 17
You've Got Mayall

July 7
Ein Rik, ein Reich

July 7
Hitler Row Comic Mayall Tells of Crash ‘Madness’

July
Anti-Euro Film News Compilation

July
Comic Rik's wife is Jewish

July
Believe Nothing

May 10
Comedians Join Labour Rebels in Anti-Euro Film

January 30
Mayall and Wood to Boost ITV Comedy


- 2001 -

December 18
Mayall Back in Statesman Follow-up

December 5
You Ask the Questions: Rik Mayall

December 3
Giving Up the Ghost

December 2
It's Not Just Knob Gags - They Do Vomit Jokes Too

December
Rik Mayall on Stimulants and Irritants

November 8
An Arse Oddity

November
Steer by the Stars

October 30
Rik's Peeved Off

October 27
The French Ones

October 11
B'Stard Becomes Mr. CNUT

October 11
Rik Mayall to Play Character Called Cnut in New Comedy

October 9
Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson interview

October 4
The Bottom Line on Comedy's Wildest Cult Heroes

September 29
Bottom are Just Tops

September 28
Bottom's Up

September 26
Calmer Chameleon

September 23
Adrian Edmondson Concussed After Stage Stunt

September 23
Rik Prank has Ade in Stitches

September 22 - 28
A Dramatic Turn

September 15 - 21
Rik Mayall & Adrian Edmondson on Tour

September 1
Rik Hits the Punchline

Date Unknown
Holding Out for a Hero

Date Unknown
Merlin the Return: Rik Mayall's Wizard Adventures


- 2000 -

December 19
Rik Mayall 'Met God in Near Death Experience
'

December 17
Forever Young

December 8
After the Bike Crash I Didn't Wake Up Until Easter Monday...

November 29
Rik Mayall Interview

October 21 - 27
Bottoms Up

October 21 - 27
The Day I Nearly Died

October
Rik Mayall Returns With a Bang

October
Interview Transcript

August 2
Bottoms Up

August
Rik Mayall Interview

July 8
Old Jokers

July 15 - 21
Spotlight On...Rik Mayall

July 27
Hard to Keep a Good Comic Down

July 27
Mayall's House of, Mayhem!

July 26
You've Got Mayall

July 26
Parsdiso Lost

July 26
Rik Tries Some Really Sick Humour

July 24
Violently Funny

July 22 - 23
Slapschtick

July
Adrian & Rik

July
Interesting New Work with Fart Jokes

July
Bottom Lines

June 18
Innovative and Funny

June
Video Chat

January
Hotel De Crap!

January
Bedlam and Breakfast

January
Guest House Paradiso Review

January
The Odd Couple

January
Open for Business

January
Guest House Paradiso

Date Unknown
Rik Mayall Wears 22-Year-Old U underpants for Luck


- 1999 -

Winter 1999/2000
Back in Your Face

December 10
From Hell to Paradiso

December 8
I'm Just So Grateful to be Alive

December 7
I'm Lucky to be Alive

December 6
We're Closer Than Ever!

December 4
Rude Health

December 3-9
Jonathan Ross Review of Guest House Paradiso

November 28
Terrible in the Morning

November 27 - December 3
Redirected Mayall

November 25
Mayall in Rude Health

November 23
I Didn't Just Land on my Head the Day of the Accident...I Landed on My Feet

November 21
Rogue Mayall

November 21
The Interview: Rik Mayall

November 18-24
The Heat Interview

October 19
Rik Mayall -- "My Accident Could Have Been Worse -- I Could Have Killed My Daughter"

September 29
Rik on Roll

September 24
Who Are You? What the Virgin Trains Ad Says About You

August
Guest House Paradiso

July 29
Mayall Tells of Epilepsy Battle

July
Guest House Paradiso

June 15
Grin and Bare It

June
Rik Mayall

May 26
Rik's Back and Getting Physical

May 22 -- 28
AARGH! Bottom's on the Big Screen

April 26
New Screen Role for Rik Mayall

April 26
Dirty Work Exclusive

April 26
Rik's Back with the Beeb

April 17 -- 23
Whatever Happened to Rik Mayall?

April 9
Rik Mayall: Preparing to stay in Guest House Paradiso

Date Unknown
Guest House Paradiso Pressbook

Date Unknown
The Comic Strip


- 1998 -

January 21
Is Rik a First Class Mayall?

January 16
First-Class Mayall


- 1997 -

December 24
The Day I Snogged Rik Mayall

December 21
Adult Mayall

December 13 - 19
Rik Mayall Questionaire

December 12
New Strip Show For Rik and Co.: Comicstrip Team Reunited For Channel 4 Film

November 27
Young One? I Was Nearly a Young Farmer: 10 Facts Give you Bottom Line on Mayall

July 26
A Joker who Scorns His Critics

July 18
Rik: I Owe it All to Ade

June 30
Theatre: Waiting for Godot Old Vic, London

May 22
Young One Who Dreads Being 40

May 14
B'Stard Might switch to Labour, Says Rik Mayall

May 1
Mia to be Rik's Trouble N'Strife

Date Unknown
Cop That! Rik's So Arresting


- 1996 -

May 11
Bottom Button: Rik Stars in Video Game

April
Bottom

January 5
Actor Fry Settles Over Walk-Out from Play


- 1995 -

December 27
Drama Offstage, but the Play's the Thing

December 17
Mayall Bonding Interview with Rik Mayall

July 8
The Young On-Ones

June 5
You're A Dope, Drug Film Star Mayall is Told

May 3
I Was a Prat

May 3
Police Rebuke Rik Mayall for 'Stupid' Gun Prank

May 3
Rik is a Gun Goon

March 20
Mayall 'Sorry' Over Gun Joke that Misfired

March 2
Rik Mayall in Fake Gun Drama

March 14
Tickets Slump Brings Down Curtain on Cell Mates

March 10
Cell Mates Could be Locked Up

February 26
Disappearaing Fry Blames "Stage Fright"

February 25
It's Curtains for Fry, Playwright Says

February 24
"Forgive Me -- I'm a Silly Old Fool", Says Fry

February 16
Spy Drama -- And Rik Isn't Joking

February 9
Mr. Shifty's Illicit Bit of Fun

January 29 - February 5
'I'm the Neurotic and Sensitive One'

January 28 - February 3
Will the Real Rik Mayall Please Stand Up!

January 28
20 Facts to Get You to the Bottom of Rik

January 21
Mayall Spies a Dramatic Opportunity

January 21
Cells Mates to Close After Short Stretch

January 20
Mayall Gives 'Scrubs Cut' the Hard Cell

Date Unknown
Rogue Mayall


- 1994 -

December 30
Walden Meets his Match; Rik Mayall and Brian Walden in the Programm A. B'Stard Exposed

November
The Young Ones

July
Rogue Mayall

February 20
How We Met: Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmonson

February
Super Play Let's Do Lunch Interview


- 1993 -

December 16
Pass Notes No 307: Rik Mayall

December
What's Your Problem? Rik and Ade

October 26
Smooth Rik Plays the Ads Game

September 23
Mayall Appears in Nintendo Ad Campaign

June
Direct Mayall

May 29 - June 4
My Nights on the Town with a Real Life Stripper

May 28
Rik and Ade Hit Rock Bottom

May 22-28
Mayall Bonding

May 21
Rik Finds an Alternative: Rik Mayall Presents: Micky Love

May 15 - 21
Mayall's Tales

May 15
The Bottomline on Mayall Going Straight

May 8
The Fart of Boys

May 7
Rik Spans Globe -- Granada TV


- 1992 -

November 21 - 27
Talk to Me. I'm Normal...Really!

March
Typical Mayall

Date Unknown
Rik Mayall

Date Unknown
A Career in Chaos


- 1991 -

December
Drop Dead Fred

November
Rik Mayall

October 19
Rik Mayall: Horrible, Uncontrollable and Loud!

October 12
Dead from the Bottom Up

October
Rik's Movie Mayall-Strom

October
Drop Dead Fred!

September 22
One Old Double Act Deserves Another

September 18-2
Bums The Word

September
A Mania for All Seasons

Summer
Who's Laughing Now?

May
Rik (As in Sick)

January 19 - 25
The MP Who Brings the House Down!

Date Unknown, 1991
Drop Dead Fred Production Notes

Date Unknown, 1991
Drop Dead Fred


- 1990 -

January 6 - 12
Who Shot Alan B'Stard?

Date Unknown
The Opposite Sex


- 1989 -

April 8 - 14
"Go on Rik, Swear at Us!"

April
'I'm Not Mad' Claims Rik Mayall

February 4
First Class Mayall

January 25
A Right Little B'Star...

January 14 - 20
Dad's the Word!


- 1988 -

February 20 - 26
At Last! Strip Teasers Reveal All


- 1987 -

November 7
Bad Ridden: HM Heroes Fail to Find Stage Shock!

November 5-18
No News is Good News

October 31
Metallic K.O.

October
The Bad Boyz of Rock 'N' Roll

September 12 - 18
Wallowing in Mayall Chauvinist Piggery

September
Goodbye Yellow Rick Toad!

June  27
Loony Toons

March 21
Bad Timing

January 3 - 9
Three for the Show

Date Unknown
Bad News at Edinburgh Playhouse Review

Date Unknown
More Bad News Review

Date Unknown
Bad News at Reading 1987


- 1986 -

September
Bad News at Donnington 1986

August 16
Bad Vibes

July
NewSpeak

April 23 - May 3
Comic Relief

April 12
Brrrilliant! Cliff's a Young One Again!

Date Unknown
Bloomin' Flip!


- 1985 -

December 8
Waiting for Gogol: The Rik Mayall Interview

October 25 - November 7
The Young Ones

August 4
As Vyvyan said, it's... Rik with a Silent P

May 5 - 11
A Trail of Disaster

February 3
Interlopers From No-Man's-Land

February 2
Gogol's Goblins

February 2
Upstaged by the Set

February 1
Gogol, Still a Winner

February
Theatre by Clive Hirschhorn

January 27
Rik's Progress

Date Unknown
The Comic Strip Presents... Press Release

Date Unknown
The Bachelor Boy


- 1984 -

Date Unknown
Rik Mayall and Ben Elton: Edinburgh Playhouse

Date Unknown
"The Big One" book


- 1983 -

November
Character Assassination

September 8 -14
Mayall Man Cometh

September 8 -14
The Comic Strip Presents

March 20
Oh, that Rik Mayall

Date Unknown
Wik 'n' Woll


- 1982 -

June
Let's Hear it For Rik Mayall

January
Talking Turvey with Rik Mayall


- 1981 -

November 7
Investigating Turvey


- The Accident Archive -

The archive is comprised of quad bike accident related articles from April 11, 1998 - February 11, 1999.


- Alan B'Stard Sunday Telegraph Editorials -

May 14, 2006 - June 10, 2007
Sunday Telegraph Alan B'Stard Editorials


- Scripts -

(All scripts are in Adobe Acrobat format)

Believe Nothing
"The Unhappy Eater"
(799K)

Drop Dead Fred
Part 1 (1.04MB)
Part 2 (1.18MB)
Part 3 (1.19MB)
Part 4 (657K)

Present Laughter
Act 1 (2.24MB)
Act 2 (1.71MB)
Act 3 (1.2MB)
Notes (143K)

The Young Ones
"Summer Holiday"

Part 1 (633K)
Part 2 (616K)
Part 3 (559K)