Fred from Drop Dead Fred

Who's up for snot flicking?

Mr.Poo, you die too!

We didn't even get to play spin the bottle!

Piss off!

It's the mega bitch!

Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!

I love those breaky noises!

Oh look, cobwebs...

Oh no! Mickey fart-pants! Who let him grow up?!

He is just a complete and utter girl, isn't he?

Oh, this is great - stuck in a truck with two girls!

If something's not working properly, the best thing to do is to tear it apart to make it better.

Opening a window requires GREAT sophisticatedliness.

You mean you have been doing it like the pigions?

Yeah, I love games! But not dolls. We're grown-ups now.

Yeah I LOOOOOOVE Hide and Seek! You count to a million and I'll go hide!

The Death Breath! She killed me with the Death Breath!

Then we'll cut off her head and make her eat it!!

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